trash talkin'

i just learned

that my dad

the mayor of farmersville, texas

and

the mayor

who i don't even care to know his name

of farmersville's number one rival,

princeton, texas

have entered into a duel.

of sorts.

TODAY.

friday.

is THE big rival game

between the Farmersville Farmers and the Princeton Panthers (or, more affectionately known, The Princeton Sucks-and-Who-Cares-What-They-Are-Anyway-Meow-Meow)

and the loser-mayor

of whatever team loses

(OH GOD NOT FARMERSVILLE NOT FARMERSVILLE PLEASE NOT FARMERSVILLE)

has to disgrace himself by wearing a jersey of the other town's team.

and it's only a disgrace, of course, if my father has to don a princeton jersey

 in honor of his word.

which, in that case, actually, dad, you don't actually have to do this.

just run.

if we lose,

 just run, far, FAR away

and never return.

it would be undoubtedly better than putting on a Princeton Meow-Meow jersey.