the mullet of resumes

did some work on my resume last night

decided it was all kind of "blahhhh" and boring.

i mean,
a resume is a required element
one cannot have an interview without it

but they're so boring
and i'm so much more than that.
and i began thinking
WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE THIS MORE ME

so i perused my mind,

and pulled out some wrapping paper

and double-sided taped them together

and cut around the edges

and now

my resume is all

business in the front, party in the back.

(actually, there were a couple of "personal" steps in there in which i decide to edit my resume after the finished product, run out of card-stock, have issues with a printer, run out of double-sided tape, and end up taping everything together in the midst of getting dressed for the interview, but COME ON, i can't NOT have a fantastic idea come to manifestation once it is born, amiright?)