Chester

This poor, tortured child is now nine years old. And essentially, the littlest love of my life.

This is Chester.

And guess what?

HE HAS HIS FIRST NINE-YEAR-OLD DATE TONIGHT.

I'm losing my mind.

It's literally exploding into candy. This is all too cute.

Apparently, as a fundraiser, all the teachers in his grade taught all the kids how to dance. And then they invited them all to and end-of-the-year sock hop.

And get this?

He bought flowers.

I mean, he got his other Big Sister to buy him flowers.

For his date.

That he asked.

To his first-ever sock hop.

KABOOM.

Head into candy.