Showing posts with label christmas cookies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christmas cookies. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

christmas cookies

 i mean, today, and every day of my life,
i
love
christmas
cookies.

is there anything better?
no wisecracks, aaron clements,
and NO, there is not a single thing better than christmas cookies.


the perfect christmas cookie recipe has to be complicated enough to be an Event.

it has to be Special.


but
in my family
it also has to be kind of easy

i mean, you'd think we were baking and cookie specialists
but man, oh man, are we not.

except, surprisingly,
for Duane! yay duane!
who baked his face off when he lived at home before landing a job and a wife.
Duane's cookies are always TO DIE FOR
and I DON'T EVER UNDERSTAND WHY.
he makes the kind of cookies that you eat, like,
SEVEN OF THEM
before telling yourself you need to stop
and then, by that point,
you just CAN'T.

you have a HUNGER Duane's cookies
and that hunger is never satisfied.

i remember begging him for months to send me cookies up in cincinnati.
i remain a beggar.


ANyway, I am in love with Christmas Cookies!
There is NOTHING BETTER
and few better ways to spend the holidays at home.
Chester makes an excellent baking partner and conversationalist,
and I dream of whipping up batches of yum with him, soon. :)

Thursday, December 15, 2011

the thing you need immediately


friends. romans. countrymen.

i have found the answer.

to what question?

THE question.

what question?

the ULTIMATE question of life, the universe, and everything, and the answer is not 42.


actually, while we're here, talking about it, i'm just going to tell you that i have no idea what the question is.
BUT, and hang with me here, friends,

i was given a gift of heaven today.

listen up.

i met Lara Rhyner weeks ago when i began fulfilling my life by being at ETC
about twice a week.

we hit it off.

we saw a play together, no big deal, like a friend-date. it was cool.

we super-connected because she has a blog, and just got married, and is married to a handyman so we talk about how SUPER AWESOME it is to be with someone who likes to build things and fix stuff and make things happen and happen well.

and then, yesterday, i facebook stalked her all day long while she lived out my Wednesday dream-life:
she made SIX BATCHES OF CHRISTMAS COOKIES.

i. died.

at least three times.

she took that instagram pic above, posted about them, did all the things that make me want to live vicariously through her, and then, THIS MORNING, she GAVE ME SOME.





just GAVE them to me, for free. i didn't even have to be nice to her or anything, and she just handed them to me.

srsly, i lost my mind a bit.
such glee!

and then, right then, that's when i answered the question:

friends, romans, countrymen,
i am telling you right now,
the only thing you need in life
is a great friend that makes you christmas cookies.