Tuesday, April 3, 2012

OHIO KILLS ME


i'm at this conference.
right now.

it's lunch

i'm standing in front of a mexican lunch buffet
surrounded by people native to Ohio.

i'm standing in front  of a plate of enchiladas. 
they look good.

in fact, the ohioans are commenting on it.
"i don't know what that is, but it looks delicious."

i chime in.
"they're enchiladas."

"oh, really? well, i'm not sure but they do look good."

they're ENCHILADAS.
they're obviously enchiladas.
I TOLD THEM THEY WERE ENCHILADAS.

and i'm dying surrounded by ohio.
"oooo those look delicious what are they?"

OHMYGOD.

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