How to Have a Great Drive to Texas
Lessons Learned from an Experienced Traveler
1. Clean your car.
Vaccuum it, most importantly.
Nothing says "fourteen hours of comfort" like dropping ketchup or coffee onto a clean palate.
Vaccuum it, most importantly.
Nothing says "fourteen hours of comfort" like dropping ketchup or coffee onto a clean palate.
2. Pack the trunk the days leading up to Launch-time.
Makes those hurried, pressed, last minutes so, so much more breathable.
Makes those hurried, pressed, last minutes so, so much more breathable.
3. Day-of? Give yourself a special, relaxing breakfast.
Taking this time for yourself
will set you up for whatever may come.
Taking this time for yourself
will set you up for whatever may come.
4. Most importantly: wear those freaking comfortable underwear.
You know what I mean.
Nobody is happy with wedgies and raw buttocks for fourteen hours.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
You know what I mean.
Nobody is happy with wedgies and raw buttocks for fourteen hours.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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